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Dear Kyle, My boyfriend and I have always prided ourselves on total honesty. When we got serious, we promised: no secrets.  But recently, during a much-needed girls’ night out, I decided to head home early after plans fell through. I was expecting my boyfriend to be on the couch drinking beer and watching Thursday Night Football like he said he was going to. Instead, I walked in to find him dancing and wearing not only my favorite dress, but also the skin of several deceased

WASHINGTON —Calling it “a tremendous moment in American history,” former Apprentice  host and current president Donald Trump announced Friday a historic remodel that will transform part of the White House’s West Wing into the world’s first McDonald’s–KFC combination restaurant. “It truly is unprecedented,” said Yum! Brands CEO David Gibbs, praising Trump as “a brave visionary doing what no president has ever had the courage—or business acumen—to do.” Standing proudly beside t

BOSTON, MA - A groundbreaking study from the New England School of Medicine has revealed a startling side effect of quitting alcohol and posting about it on your social media: a 10% increase in self-satisfaction, which scientists warn could lead to a significant rise in overall smugness and general annoyance. With social media now teeming with Gen Z influncers touting their alcohol-free lifestyles like they've discovered the secret to immortality, researchers are turning thei